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Poll shows Donald Trump would beat Democrats in presidential election

bluushes:

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

if the election were held TODAY, trump would beat hillary 45-40%, bernie 44-40%, and biden 44-42%.
this is highly alarming at least to me.

SPREAD THIS.

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jaoxn:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

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satanstruemistress:

aidanturner-daily:

Filming has begun on our new Agatha Christie adaptation #AndThenThereWereNone, starring Aidan Turner & Charles Dance (x)

I AM SCREAMING. FAVORITE BOOK PLEASE DON’T FUCK THIS UP

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riningear:

why not “fuckboy”: 

• “fuckboy” is prison slang for a bottom, the one who gets fucked, usually meaning the one who gets raped (even prison rape is bad rape) 
  
• has a swear word and thus is harder to incorporate into day-to-day language without being questioned 
  
• some dimplebrain is gonna think it means that you wanna fuck em or that it’s a compliment because they have sex 

why “bratboy” instead: 

• uses two “b”s so it sounds more obnoxious to be called as a word in general 
  
• it has sounds totally sassy af 
• it has no curse words so you can slip it into your everyday language
• people know what a “brat” is in casual english language so there’s no questioning what “bratboy” means  
• has no problematic history 
  
• in fact it already has an urban dictionary entry that’s over 12 years old 
  

• plus you get google image searches like this which is 100% representative of what we’re going for here: 
  

so in short: 

#bratboy2k15

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occupymalfoysbed:

BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS ::sobs:: AND MAGICAL BEASTS

TO GOBLINS ::sobs:: AND GHOSTS AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS

IT’S ALL  ::sobs:: THAT I LOVE AND IT’S ::sobs:: ALL THAT I NEED

AT ::sobs:: HOGWARTS ::sobs:: HOGWARTS

I’M ::sobs:: GLAD ::sobs:: I’M ::sobs:: GOING ::sobs:: BACK

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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afrogeisha:

kinkycorpse:

rock-lee:

rock-lee:

when she say she like dudes who play instruments

YESSSSSSSSS

look im just gonna speak from experience n say that soprano sax is real muhfuckin hard to play with decent tone quality even when u sittin down so word to this nigga right here shakin his bumbum n killin that shit go on heaaaad boy

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ginkuma:

chenisthebestkitty:

ultrafacts:

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THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! Because that makes the same fine equally threatening to everyone. As opposed to with fixed costs, where they are just peanuts for super rich people so those people can basically speed all they want.

Shouldn’t all fines and penalties be calculated this way? So that consequences present the same threat to each person rather than being damning for one and easily overlooked for another

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krxs10:

This is absolutely disgusting but unfortunately, not surprising in the least. This is the daily life and struggle of young girls that a lot of men don’t wanna believe exists. 

If you don’t believe this, just ask any of your female friends, or google some statistics yourself. 

this is our reality.

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Am I the only person that isn’t hyped up about Caitlyn Jenner? I mean. It’s great for her and everything for coming out and embracing herself.. But i already accepted trans people as normal human beings in my world? Idk

starkidfanpl:

guineverebeck:

me: *talks copious amounts of shit about the harry potter films and criticizes every single thing they did wrong, right down to the incorrect colour of dudley’s hair*

me when they’re on tv: *watches with hearts in my eyes and whispers the lines to myself and loves every single goddamn minute of it*

so true

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